I am, indeed a computer geek as described, but sans the pallid complexion, poor social skills & wardrobe by J.C. Penney's.

Proof?

1. I ride a 2006 Honda Goldwing motorcycle year round, so I've had a fair amount of exposure to sunlight
2. Those around me assure me that I'm quite the social butterfly - and don't get my wife started...
    
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3. ...

Okay... Maybe parts of my wardrobe ARE from J.C. Penney's. I'm not a clothes person, never have been - and I'm not sure WHERE my wife buys a lot of my clothes...

Hey... Wait... These say Haggar. Wasn't he some comic book Viking?!?! (Honey!...)